If Rick Tanasi had captained the Titanic.
JC: “Rick… iceberg.” Rick: “I see it. We’re going to go with the part that’s water.”
Rick: “Around it, JC.” JC: “Copy. Around the enormous thing.”
Passenger: “That was close!” Other passenger: “I would like to stop being part of history now.”
The iceberg missed its big break. The passengers cheered. The band got to take a normal break.
JC: “You just ruined a three-hour movie.” Rick: “Good. Everybody gets home early.”
An entirely fictional five-frame detour through history.